1 00:00:00,957 --> 00:00:02,872 Warning, 2 00:00:02,872 --> 00:00:04,787 the following program contains really coarse language, weed, 3 00:00:04,787 --> 00:00:09,792 alcohol consumption, smoking, and sexual inferences. 4 00:00:11,185 --> 00:00:12,012 This content may not be suitable for viewers 5 00:00:12,012 --> 00:00:13,187 under 18. 6 00:00:13,187 --> 00:00:14,884 To activate parental controls, 7 00:00:14,884 --> 00:00:17,278 please press the big go f 8 00:00:17,278 --> 00:00:18,583 on your remote control. 9 00:00:38,125 --> 00:00:39,691 - Don't fucking break that, man. 10 00:00:39,691 --> 00:00:42,346 I'm trying to fix the fucking thing. 11 00:00:42,346 --> 00:00:44,218 It's fucking Mo's favorite toy. 12 00:00:44,218 --> 00:00:46,785 No kidding, he told me to take a look at it for him. 13 00:00:46,785 --> 00:00:48,352 'Cause you keep fucking with it. 14 00:00:49,440 --> 00:00:51,399 Ricky, I'm on the Instagram. 15 00:00:51,399 --> 00:00:53,053 What does that mean? 16 00:00:53,053 --> 00:00:55,055 It's this thing. 17 00:00:55,055 --> 00:00:59,233 Oh, I don't know if I even should explain it to you. 18 00:00:59,233 --> 00:01:02,062 It's a app where you can put up pictures, 19 00:01:02,062 --> 00:01:04,412 and people can put up pictures, 20 00:01:04,412 --> 00:01:06,675 and then they talk about your pictures and- 21 00:01:06,675 --> 00:01:08,590 - That sounds kinda dumb. 22 00:01:08,590 --> 00:01:11,375 It is sounding kinda dumb the way I'm explaining it, 23 00:01:11,375 --> 00:01:13,160 but it's all the rage. 24 00:01:13,160 --> 00:01:15,901 - Instagram, it should be, like, you instantly get a gram. 25 00:01:16,989 --> 00:01:18,382 A gram of weed or gram of hash. 26 00:01:18,382 --> 00:01:20,210 - Won't happen. 27 00:01:20,210 --> 00:01:22,125 You just press something on your phone, boom, instant. 28 00:01:22,125 --> 00:01:23,779 Well Ricky, do you know what that would be worth? 29 00:01:23,779 --> 00:01:25,781 If you could build an app that instantly spit 30 00:01:25,781 --> 00:01:27,391 a gram of hash out of your phone? 31 00:01:28,653 --> 00:01:30,133 You'd be a billionaire overnight. 32 00:01:31,526 --> 00:01:33,397 You got a fucking wrench on ya? 33 00:01:33,397 --> 00:01:35,443 What's the chances that you pissed on this thing 34 00:01:35,443 --> 00:01:37,967 and you forgot totally about it? 35 00:01:37,967 --> 00:01:39,534 I was not that high, 36 00:01:39,534 --> 00:01:40,796 Mo might have pissed on it, I don't know. 37 00:01:42,493 --> 00:01:44,060 Why would I piss on a fucking remote control car? 38 00:01:44,060 --> 00:01:45,801 - Because there's some shit dripping out of it. 39 00:01:45,801 --> 00:01:47,846 - It's probably liquor. 40 00:01:47,846 --> 00:01:48,673 Liq- 41 00:01:50,414 --> 00:01:51,850 - Maybe one of Bubbles' cats snuck in here and pissed on it, 42 00:01:51,850 --> 00:01:53,243 I don't fucking know. 43 00:01:53,243 --> 00:01:55,115 - What? - Well, it's fucked. 44 00:01:55,115 --> 00:01:56,159 What's pissed on? 45 00:01:57,465 --> 00:01:59,902 This, the remote-control truck. 46 00:01:59,902 --> 00:02:00,859 - Fucking Jesus. 47 00:02:00,859 --> 00:02:02,644 - That Mo loves. 48 00:02:02,644 --> 00:02:04,254 Here Ricky, do you wanna be on the Instagram? 49 00:02:04,254 --> 00:02:05,821 Do you want me to put one on ya? 50 00:02:05,821 --> 00:02:08,389 Will it get me an instant gram? 51 00:02:08,389 --> 00:02:09,303 It might. 52 00:02:10,869 --> 00:02:13,437 It might. 53 00:02:13,437 --> 00:02:15,004 Here, look at me. 54 00:02:15,004 --> 00:02:16,875 Fuck sakes. 55 00:02:16,875 --> 00:02:19,095 Look at me, Ricky, say something! 56 00:02:19,095 --> 00:02:19,965 - What? 57 00:02:19,965 --> 00:02:20,792 - Talk. 58 00:02:21,880 --> 00:02:24,883 Uh, I'm all knived out. 59 00:02:24,883 --> 00:02:25,710 - What? 60 00:02:27,277 --> 00:02:28,887 I'm fucking, I don't know what to say, man. 61 00:02:28,887 --> 00:02:31,325 I'm working on, fucking, my swords here, for Mo, 62 00:02:31,325 --> 00:02:32,891 so he doesn't get hurt. 63 00:02:32,891 --> 00:02:34,719 But I don't have a goddamn wrench. 64 00:02:34,719 --> 00:02:37,069 - I'm just trying to figure out how to work this cocksucker. 65 00:02:37,069 --> 00:02:38,506 - Work what? - Julian 66 00:02:38,506 --> 00:02:40,072 What? 67 00:02:40,072 --> 00:02:41,944 Look, your on the Instagram machine. 68 00:02:41,944 --> 00:02:43,598 Don't put me on the fucking Instagram machine, Bubbles. 69 00:02:43,598 --> 00:02:45,165 Why? 70 00:02:45,165 --> 00:02:47,167 I don't wanna be on the Instagram machine. 71 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:48,168 Fuck off. 72 00:02:48,168 --> 00:02:49,560 Fucking fuck! 73 00:02:51,475 --> 00:02:54,304 Do you have a fucking adjustable wrench on ya, or not? 74 00:02:54,304 --> 00:02:56,915 - Why in fuck would I have a adjustable wrench on me, Ricky? 75 00:02:56,915 --> 00:03:00,049 'Cause you have tools, sometimes. 76 00:03:00,049 --> 00:03:01,442 Not on me. 77 00:03:01,442 --> 00:03:02,704 Fuck sakes, Ricky. 78 00:03:04,575 --> 00:03:07,099 Hey, look at that, we're on Instagram. 79 00:03:10,277 --> 00:03:11,278 Okay boys, are we gonna- 80 00:03:11,278 --> 00:03:12,583 - Would that work? 81 00:03:12,583 --> 00:03:14,542 Fucking beautiful, man. 82 00:03:14,542 --> 00:03:15,369 Thank you. 83 00:03:16,457 --> 00:03:17,545 Just gotta look around, man. 84 00:03:19,329 --> 00:03:20,939 That's not gonna work for that. 85 00:03:20,939 --> 00:03:22,767 If it gets me closer than it does- 86 00:03:22,767 --> 00:03:25,205 - Of course, but we're already on the thing here, 87 00:03:25,205 --> 00:03:26,684 they're rolling. 88 00:03:26,684 --> 00:03:28,469 Show started. 89 00:03:28,469 --> 00:03:29,861 - Okay. 90 00:03:29,861 --> 00:03:31,950 Get it started then. 91 00:03:31,950 --> 00:03:34,170 That's not gonna work either. 92 00:03:34,170 --> 00:03:35,650 What are you trying to do, man? 93 00:03:35,650 --> 00:03:37,217 - I'm trying to tighten this fucking nut up 94 00:03:37,217 --> 00:03:38,740 'cause the handle's loose, 95 00:03:38,740 --> 00:03:40,611 and Mo almost cut himself with it. 96 00:03:40,611 --> 00:03:42,439 Why is Mo playing with a fucking big giant sword? 97 00:03:42,439 --> 00:03:44,833 - 'Cause he likes ninja things. 98 00:03:44,833 --> 00:03:48,445 - But you don't give him real weapons, Ricky. 99 00:03:48,445 --> 00:03:49,968 With real blades. 100 00:03:49,968 --> 00:03:52,014 - They're really not that sharp. 101 00:03:52,014 --> 00:03:53,972 - But, he could fuckin'- 102 00:03:53,972 --> 00:03:56,932 He could put his eye out with that, very easily. 103 00:03:56,932 --> 00:04:00,283 He could also become a fucking professional ninja. 104 00:04:00,283 --> 00:04:01,632 You start them young. 105 00:04:01,632 --> 00:04:03,939 Look at fucking Sidney Crosby. 106 00:04:03,939 --> 00:04:05,636 He's not a ninja. 107 00:04:05,636 --> 00:04:07,247 No, but he wouldn't be as good as he was 108 00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:09,161 if he didn't start when he was young. 109 00:04:09,161 --> 00:04:10,685 Well, you should take him out to the fucking 110 00:04:10,685 --> 00:04:11,860 playground and get him to hang on monkey bars. 111 00:04:11,860 --> 00:04:13,383 Fucking good as new! 112 00:04:13,383 --> 00:04:14,515 - Get him exercising, not using weapons first. 113 00:04:15,907 --> 00:04:18,258 Yeah, and you should be teaching him 114 00:04:18,258 --> 00:04:20,216 the ways of the ninja. 115 00:04:20,216 --> 00:04:21,739 I'm just trying to teach him how to throw 116 00:04:21,739 --> 00:04:22,914 these fucking things, but do you know how- 117 00:04:22,914 --> 00:04:24,307 - That's not a throwing knife. 118 00:04:24,307 --> 00:04:25,482 That's not a throwing knife, Ricky. 119 00:04:26,353 --> 00:04:27,832 Jesus Murphy. 120 00:04:27,832 --> 00:04:28,833 The fuck is wrong with you, man? 121 00:04:28,833 --> 00:04:30,400 - You need to read books 122 00:04:30,400 --> 00:04:32,141 and teach him the ways of the ninja. 123 00:04:33,490 --> 00:04:35,275 - Okay. 124 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:36,406 With, like, bamboo fucking sticks and shit, 125 00:04:36,406 --> 00:04:38,278 not real swords. 126 00:04:38,278 --> 00:04:41,368 Yes, like, this is not something you give a child. 127 00:04:41,368 --> 00:04:43,283 Look at this, this is fucked. 128 00:04:43,283 --> 00:04:46,721 - That's a real Japanese killing knife. 129 00:04:46,721 --> 00:04:49,071 I got no more nuts. 130 00:04:49,071 --> 00:04:50,768 Well, I've got nuts, but I don't have... 131 00:04:50,768 --> 00:04:51,769 You know what I mean? 132 00:04:51,769 --> 00:04:53,293 There's no nut for here. 133 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:54,859 Where did you get this, Ricky? 134 00:04:54,859 --> 00:04:56,339 This looks like it's actually ancient. 135 00:04:56,339 --> 00:04:59,124 - I think I may have went to Japan one time, 136 00:04:59,124 --> 00:05:00,300 I don't know. 137 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:01,431 You've never been to Japan. 138 00:05:01,431 --> 00:05:02,998 That is an actual- 139 00:05:02,998 --> 00:05:04,478 I think that's an ancient killing- 140 00:05:04,478 --> 00:05:05,479 - Let me see it, man. 141 00:05:05,479 --> 00:05:07,089 - Ancient killing knife. 142 00:05:07,089 --> 00:05:10,005 No, man, that wasn't used to kill anybody. 143 00:05:10,005 --> 00:05:12,137 - How do you know? - Okay, no, but look at that. 144 00:05:12,137 --> 00:05:13,617 Like, that's not- 145 00:05:13,617 --> 00:05:15,097 - You could still stab somebody with it. 146 00:05:15,097 --> 00:05:16,316 Bubs, that's plastic right there. 147 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:18,622 That's fucking plastic. 148 00:05:18,622 --> 00:05:19,623 No it isn't, is it? 149 00:05:19,623 --> 00:05:20,624 Plastic. 150 00:05:20,624 --> 00:05:22,191 Oh, yeah. 151 00:05:22,191 --> 00:05:23,192 That is not a real ninja sword. 152 00:05:23,192 --> 00:05:25,063 No, it's not a real- 153 00:05:25,063 --> 00:05:26,587 that actually looks like it was just made out of tin. 154 00:05:26,587 --> 00:05:28,153 Somebody made that in a metal shop 155 00:05:28,153 --> 00:05:30,852 and then just bought a fancy sheath for it. 156 00:05:33,245 --> 00:05:35,944 Let's go for a little walk there, little buddy. 157 00:05:38,163 --> 00:05:39,687 So, that's pretty fucking cool. 158 00:05:41,123 --> 00:05:42,864 So next, we're going to show you how to make 159 00:05:42,864 --> 00:05:44,822 The Jockey-Jumper out of this. 160 00:05:44,822 --> 00:05:47,608 So, we'll put some more food in here first, 161 00:05:47,608 --> 00:05:48,783 'cause you want your baby to be able 162 00:05:48,783 --> 00:05:49,784 to have something to eat. 163 00:05:55,442 --> 00:05:57,879 Fuck, I got no more beef jerky. 164 00:05:57,879 --> 00:05:59,359 I knew there wasn't, but... 165 00:06:00,969 --> 00:06:03,537 Still got a few potato-potato things. 166 00:06:06,844 --> 00:06:11,109 And, fucking ravioli. 167 00:06:11,109 --> 00:06:12,328 Babies love ravioli. 168 00:06:14,243 --> 00:06:15,853 Wish I had a fucking can opener. 169 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:23,731 Oh well, sometimes you don't have things you fucking need, 170 00:06:23,731 --> 00:06:24,862 you improvise. 171 00:06:26,298 --> 00:06:27,387 Hopefully, this thing will fucking open 172 00:06:27,387 --> 00:06:29,084 this little asshole up. 173 00:06:47,450 --> 00:06:48,320 Fuck sakes. 174 00:07:01,899 --> 00:07:04,467 All right, so once you got that open like that, 175 00:07:04,467 --> 00:07:07,818 just bang the-bang the edges down a bit 176 00:07:07,818 --> 00:07:09,298 so you don't cut yourself. 177 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:15,522 Fill that fucking thing up there. 178 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:20,570 Fucking noodle jam. 179 00:07:29,187 --> 00:07:30,014 There we go. 180 00:07:32,060 --> 00:07:34,410 All right, now the baby's got lots to eat, 181 00:07:36,281 --> 00:07:38,545 take your fucking Babysitter Saucer over here, 182 00:07:40,285 --> 00:07:42,462 and this is how you make a Jockey-Jumper. 183 00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:43,593 Jacob actually made this one, 184 00:07:43,593 --> 00:07:44,986 it's a fucking piece of shit. 185 00:07:44,986 --> 00:07:46,204 It's fucking dangerous, if you ask me. 186 00:07:48,119 --> 00:07:48,946 Fuck. 187 00:07:51,558 --> 00:07:53,473 I mean, look at that. 188 00:07:53,473 --> 00:07:54,474 Baby can't put his fucking legs down through that, 189 00:07:54,474 --> 00:07:56,214 with a bit of duct tape, 190 00:07:56,214 --> 00:07:57,259 it's gonna fucking scrape them and cut them. 191 00:07:57,259 --> 00:07:58,782 Jacob's a fucking idiot. 192 00:07:58,782 --> 00:08:00,480 That's why I'm building this one. 193 00:08:01,524 --> 00:08:03,221 Take this fucking thing down. 194 00:08:06,442 --> 00:08:07,269 Fuck off. 195 00:08:16,887 --> 00:08:20,195 Take your Jockey-Jumper, take your little hooks, 196 00:08:22,327 --> 00:08:24,634 gotta get these little fucking assholes on there. 197 00:08:39,823 --> 00:08:41,651 There you go. 198 00:08:41,651 --> 00:08:44,480 That's how you make a fucking-a Jockey-Jumper, 199 00:08:44,480 --> 00:08:46,917 babysitter, saucer, and a stroller, all-in-one. 200 00:08:46,917 --> 00:08:51,922 So baby can get in here, see that? 201 00:08:53,663 --> 00:08:55,012 It starts fucking bouncing and getting some air. 202 00:08:56,405 --> 00:08:57,449 Fuck sakes. 203 00:08:59,190 --> 00:09:00,888 I should have put more screws in the wheels, but- 204 00:09:04,674 --> 00:09:07,198 - How you making out in there, bud? 205 00:09:07,198 --> 00:09:09,505 Good, I mean, other than having to piss and shit 206 00:09:09,505 --> 00:09:11,725 in a fucking bucket, I'm doing fucking great. 207 00:09:11,725 --> 00:09:13,248 And they can suck my cock, 208 00:09:13,248 --> 00:09:14,684 'cause I can stay in here as long as I want. 209 00:09:14,684 --> 00:09:16,251 They think they're gonna make me go crazy, 210 00:09:16,251 --> 00:09:17,469 I'm too fucking smart to go crazy. 211 00:09:17,469 --> 00:09:19,254 Fuck them. 212 00:09:19,254 --> 00:09:21,299 - Ricky's brain, I-he's reached a whole new level of being 213 00:09:21,299 --> 00:09:23,084 fucked in the head. 214 00:09:23,084 --> 00:09:24,955 I'm starting to get worried about the fucking guy. 215 00:09:24,955 --> 00:09:26,087 How long you been in there though, man? 216 00:09:26,087 --> 00:09:27,088 You tell me. 217 00:09:27,088 --> 00:09:28,263 It's gotta be at least- 218 00:09:28,263 --> 00:09:29,525 I bet you I've been in here 219 00:09:29,525 --> 00:09:31,266 at least fucking ten days by now. 220 00:09:31,266 --> 00:09:34,269 It's hard to tell 'cause there's no fucking sun or shit. 221 00:09:34,269 --> 00:09:36,010 You don't get to do fuck-all in here. 222 00:09:36,010 --> 00:09:37,577 But I'm fine. 223 00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:39,056 I'm having a good time, actually. 224 00:09:39,056 --> 00:09:40,231 - What did he say, we're in here for 10 days? 225 00:09:40,231 --> 00:09:42,320 It's been 67 fucking days. 226 00:09:42,320 --> 00:09:44,627 67 fucking days. 227 00:09:44,627 --> 00:09:46,194 I- I told him, 228 00:09:46,194 --> 00:09:48,805 "Ricky, the hash is nicely hidden, 229 00:09:48,805 --> 00:09:50,328 just keep it there for a bit, 230 00:09:50,328 --> 00:09:52,287 everyone's gonna fucking forget about it." 231 00:09:52,287 --> 00:09:53,854 What does he do? 232 00:09:53,854 --> 00:09:54,898 He starts selling fucking hash the- 233 00:09:54,898 --> 00:09:56,596 the next fucking day. 234 00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:58,641 We get caught, we don't give it up, 235 00:09:58,641 --> 00:10:00,164 and here we are. 236 00:10:00,164 --> 00:10:01,688 I'm not telling 'em shit about where- 237 00:10:01,688 --> 00:10:03,254 "Oh, you're hiding hash in prison." 238 00:10:03,254 --> 00:10:04,081 Maybe I am. 239 00:10:04,081 --> 00:10:04,908 Maybe I'm not. 240 00:10:04,908 --> 00:10:06,083 Who knows? 241 00:10:06,083 --> 00:10:07,215 I don't even know anymore. 242 00:10:07,215 --> 00:10:08,390 Do you know? 243 00:10:08,390 --> 00:10:09,783 Does anybody fucking know? 244 00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:14,483 Huh, sleep?! 245 00:10:14,483 --> 00:10:15,832 Like, just-how do you sleep, man, 246 00:10:15,832 --> 00:10:17,268 with all this fucked-up shit going on? 247 00:10:17,268 --> 00:10:18,922 Just admit that I'm right, 248 00:10:18,922 --> 00:10:20,924 and none of it makes any fucking sense, 249 00:10:20,924 --> 00:10:23,100 is all I want you to fucking say right now. 250 00:10:23,100 --> 00:10:24,536 Just stop thinking about it, 251 00:10:24,536 --> 00:10:26,103 you're not making any sense. 252 00:10:26,103 --> 00:10:28,671 A blackberry is black, all right? 253 00:10:29,977 --> 00:10:30,978 Right? 254 00:10:30,978 --> 00:10:32,849 A blueberry is blue. 255 00:10:32,849 --> 00:10:36,766 Why the fuck is a raspberry not called a redberry, 256 00:10:36,766 --> 00:10:38,550 or a strawberry not called a redberry? 257 00:10:38,550 --> 00:10:40,422 They're not straw-colored. 258 00:10:40,422 --> 00:10:42,990 Just shut the fuck up, Ricky, please! 259 00:10:42,990 --> 00:10:44,861 It's fucked. 260 00:10:44,861 --> 00:10:46,428 I mean, you know, fucking bananas should be a yellow. 261 00:10:46,428 --> 00:10:48,735 A fucking lime could be a green, or a- 262 00:10:48,735 --> 00:10:50,606 - You're not making any sense! 263 00:10:50,606 --> 00:10:52,173 Fucking potatoes should be trees, 264 00:10:52,173 --> 00:10:54,001 not whatever the fuck you call them. 265 00:10:54,001 --> 00:10:55,524 'Cause of the way they grow, 266 00:10:55,524 --> 00:10:58,832 with the rooty stuff that comes out of them. 267 00:10:58,832 --> 00:11:00,007 It's fucked, man. 268 00:11:00,007 --> 00:11:01,878 Ricky, who cares? 269 00:11:01,878 --> 00:11:02,879 I just think about shit like that right now. 270 00:11:02,879 --> 00:11:04,054 Go to sleep! 271 00:11:04,054 --> 00:11:06,274 I can't sleep, fuck! 272 00:11:06,274 --> 00:11:09,843 Why don't you think about these things that are wrong? 273 00:11:09,843 --> 00:11:11,018 Shut up, Ricky. 274 00:11:11,018 --> 00:11:14,282 Shut up, please, shut up. 275 00:11:14,282 --> 00:11:17,938 ♪ H A Y E X G M O L 276 00:11:17,938 --> 00:11:22,943 Ricky, Rick, shut the fuck up, please! 277 00:11:23,857 --> 00:11:25,685 Why man? 278 00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:26,860 You're fucking driving me nuts, man. 279 00:11:26,860 --> 00:11:28,339 Your alphabet's fucked, bud. 280 00:11:28,339 --> 00:11:30,167 It's-you're changing it up each time. 281 00:11:30,167 --> 00:11:31,995 Doesn't matter what fucking order they go in. 282 00:11:31,995 --> 00:11:33,867 You didn't get every fucking letter. 283 00:11:33,867 --> 00:11:34,694 Why do they have to be in that exact fucking order? 284 00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:35,869 Still works. 285 00:11:35,869 --> 00:11:37,435 I think it's better, actually. 286 00:11:37,435 --> 00:11:38,436 It's-it's fucked, man. 287 00:11:38,436 --> 00:11:39,873 He's starting to- 288 00:11:39,873 --> 00:11:41,396 Ricky, you're starting to fucking 289 00:11:41,396 --> 00:11:42,397 drive me fucking nuts over here, man. 290 00:11:42,397 --> 00:11:43,877 Please. 291 00:11:43,877 --> 00:11:45,400 Just admit I got every letter, Julian. 292 00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:46,618 You didn't get every letter. 293 00:11:46,618 --> 00:11:49,273 ♪ K C D B U I V 294 00:11:49,273 --> 00:11:52,668 ♪ J Q F R W S Z 295 00:11:52,668 --> 00:11:57,673 ♪ H A Y E X G M O L T N P 296 00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:01,285 ♪ now you know my 123s 297 00:12:03,548 --> 00:12:05,681 Let us the fuck outta here! 298 00:12:11,556 --> 00:12:13,080 Jesus Christ, what the fuck are you doing? 299 00:12:13,080 --> 00:12:15,038 Dude, you're waking him up, okay? 300 00:12:15,038 --> 00:12:16,387 Shut the fuck up, keep quiet. 301 00:12:16,387 --> 00:12:18,563 It's 67 fucking days, 302 00:12:18,563 --> 00:12:21,523 and he's been fucking going on about crazy shit for the last 303 00:12:21,523 --> 00:12:24,831 60 fucking 5 of the 67 fucking days. 304 00:12:24,831 --> 00:12:25,832 What am I gonna do? 305 00:12:25,832 --> 00:12:27,442 I can't rat him out, 306 00:12:27,442 --> 00:12:28,399 I'm not gonna fucking give up all that hash. 307 00:12:30,010 --> 00:12:31,881 All right, but I'm cool, all right? 308 00:12:31,881 --> 00:12:34,754 I'm keeping it together, I'm a bit worried about him, 309 00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:35,972 but I got it together. 310 00:12:46,635 --> 00:12:48,158 Am I awake? 311 00:12:48,158 --> 00:12:51,596 I was, like, just awake and now I'm asleep? 312 00:12:51,596 --> 00:12:52,946 You're awake, man. 313 00:12:52,946 --> 00:12:53,773 I think. 314 00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:54,948 - I'm awake now? 315 00:12:54,948 --> 00:12:55,775 Mm-hmm. 316 00:12:57,428 --> 00:12:59,691 Why was I just thinking about butterflies? 317 00:13:01,606 --> 00:13:03,260 No idea, tell me about it. 318 00:13:03,260 --> 00:13:04,566 What is a butterfly? 319 00:13:04,566 --> 00:13:07,264 Why is it called a butterfly? 320 00:13:07,264 --> 00:13:08,483 Is it a fly? No. 321 00:13:10,093 --> 00:13:11,660 Is it made out of butter? Definitely not. 322 00:13:11,660 --> 00:13:13,618 So, it's just a fucked name, it should be- 323 00:13:13,618 --> 00:13:15,098 it's probably more like a bird. 324 00:13:15,098 --> 00:13:16,665 Oh, for fuck sakes, 325 00:13:16,665 --> 00:13:18,928 why the fuck did you wake him up?! 326 00:13:20,756 --> 00:13:22,671 This is it, Ricky, Buckingham Palace! 327 00:13:22,671 --> 00:13:24,455 This is it? 328 00:13:24,455 --> 00:13:25,630 This is the place that I'm talking about. 329 00:13:25,630 --> 00:13:27,197 It's pretty fancy. 330 00:13:27,197 --> 00:13:28,808 What's with all the big gates and stuff? 331 00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:30,374 This is where the queen lives, Ricky. 332 00:13:30,374 --> 00:13:32,202 Is that real gold? 333 00:13:32,202 --> 00:13:33,943 Yes, that's what I'm telling ya. 334 00:13:33,943 --> 00:13:36,076 It's all the riches in the land, right here. 335 00:13:36,076 --> 00:13:37,904 We should take some. 336 00:13:37,904 --> 00:13:41,255 Ricky, you can't take fucking gold off the thing. 337 00:13:41,255 --> 00:13:43,083 I'm telling ya, we can come back, 338 00:13:43,083 --> 00:13:44,649 and how heavy do you think that fucking thing is? 339 00:13:44,649 --> 00:13:46,173 Ricky, we can't take that. 340 00:13:46,173 --> 00:13:48,001 Just an arm or a leg, maybe? 341 00:13:48,001 --> 00:13:49,567 Ricky, you've got, like, the queen's Guards over there, 342 00:13:49,567 --> 00:13:50,742 man. Okay? 343 00:13:50,742 --> 00:13:52,657 They've got machine guns. 344 00:13:52,657 --> 00:13:54,529 That guy with the lion looks just like Julian. 345 00:13:54,529 --> 00:13:55,878 Would you shut the fuck up? 346 00:13:55,878 --> 00:13:57,532 What the fuck is wrong with you? 347 00:13:58,750 --> 00:14:00,883 So, what time's the show start? 348 00:14:00,883 --> 00:14:02,145 What show? 349 00:14:02,145 --> 00:14:04,104 - It's a fucking rodeo, isn't it? 350 00:14:04,104 --> 00:14:04,931 - What? 351 00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:06,715 A rodeo? 352 00:14:08,499 --> 00:14:11,067 Isn't there, like, some bucking things going on? 353 00:14:12,155 --> 00:14:14,418 - There's not a rodeo happening. 354 00:14:14,418 --> 00:14:15,942 What are we doing here? 355 00:14:15,942 --> 00:14:17,508 Well, I wanted to see it. 356 00:14:17,508 --> 00:14:19,902 This is where the queen-queen lives. 357 00:14:19,902 --> 00:14:20,903 Yeah, wow. 358 00:14:20,903 --> 00:14:22,426 This is exciting. 359 00:14:22,426 --> 00:14:23,863 Fucking sorry, you know, 360 00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:25,038 I thought we could look at a famous thing, 361 00:14:25,038 --> 00:14:26,126 famous landmark. 362 00:14:27,301 --> 00:14:30,130 - Can we just... - What? 363 00:14:30,130 --> 00:14:33,524 Let's get high, go at least meet a swan or something. 364 00:14:33,524 --> 00:14:37,485 - Ricky, you can't light that right out here, 365 00:14:37,485 --> 00:14:39,182 Buckingham Palace. 366 00:14:40,227 --> 00:14:41,532 - Jesus fucking Christ. 367 00:14:43,273 --> 00:14:44,884 Having a really good time here in London, guys. 368 00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,494 Really good time. 369 00:14:46,494 --> 00:14:47,669 Go off ahead if you think you can- 370 00:14:47,669 --> 00:14:49,497 Well, I don't see any guards. 371 00:14:54,676 --> 00:14:56,547 Let's head up here, boys. 372 00:14:56,547 --> 00:14:57,548 - If you wanna get high, 373 00:14:57,548 --> 00:14:59,028 let's go feed the swans. 374 00:14:59,028 --> 00:15:01,335 - You know they have swans back home, right? 375 00:15:01,335 --> 00:15:02,379 - Where? 376 00:15:02,379 --> 00:15:03,554 - There's lots of swans. 377 00:15:03,554 --> 00:15:04,991 There're swans everywhere. 378 00:15:04,991 --> 00:15:05,861 Those aren't swans, those are, like, 379 00:15:05,861 --> 00:15:06,644 geese and ducks. 380 00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:12,172 Swans are, like, eight feet long. 381 00:15:12,172 --> 00:15:13,173 - Eight feet long? - They're huge. 382 00:15:13,173 --> 00:15:14,739 They're bigger than you. 383 00:15:14,739 --> 00:15:16,176 That's like a pterodactyl. 384 00:15:16,176 --> 00:15:19,005 Swans aren't eight feet long. 385 00:15:19,005 --> 00:15:21,268 I'd hate to see an eight foot fucking swan. 386 00:15:23,183 --> 00:15:24,401 I thought there'd be the guards here, 387 00:15:24,401 --> 00:15:26,273 with the badge, you know? 388 00:15:26,273 --> 00:15:28,318 We could go up and poke them, and fuck with them. 389 00:15:28,318 --> 00:15:30,973 They're way in there, probably smoking royal weed. 390 00:15:30,973 --> 00:15:31,974 Lucky fuckers. 391 00:15:33,758 --> 00:15:35,108 Well, I guess this isn't as exciting 392 00:15:35,108 --> 00:15:37,023 as I thought it would be. 393 00:15:37,023 --> 00:15:38,589 I mean, I saw it. 394 00:15:38,589 --> 00:15:39,939 That's all I really wanted to do and see. 395 00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:41,462 So you're happy now, 396 00:15:41,462 --> 00:15:42,767 so we can move on and do some fun things? 397 00:15:42,767 --> 00:15:44,421 - Yes, we can do some fun things. 398 00:15:44,421 --> 00:15:45,945 That's all- 399 00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:47,859 I just wanted to see Buckingham Palace. 400 00:15:47,859 --> 00:15:49,339 Randy, if I can smell you, 401 00:15:49,339 --> 00:15:51,080 you're too close, okay? 402 00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:52,908 Fifteen feet. 403 00:15:52,908 --> 00:15:53,909 What's the name of this place again? 404 00:15:53,909 --> 00:15:55,432 Buckingham Palace. 405 00:15:55,432 --> 00:15:57,652 Who lives here, the pope and the queen? 406 00:15:57,652 --> 00:15:58,827 Just the queen. 407 00:15:58,827 --> 00:16:00,307 Not the pope and the queen. 408 00:16:00,307 --> 00:16:01,612 So they have separate houses? 409 00:16:01,612 --> 00:16:03,571 I thought they were married. 410 00:16:03,571 --> 00:16:05,094 - The pope and the queen aren't married, Ricky. 411 00:16:05,094 --> 00:16:06,748 They don't even know each other. 412 00:16:07,662 --> 00:16:09,098 Two different countries. 413 00:16:09,098 --> 00:16:11,057 Two different things all together. 414 00:16:11,057 --> 00:16:13,059 Well, they might know each other, Bubs. 415 00:16:14,886 --> 00:16:17,759 Jesus, you can't smoke a six-paper joint right here, 416 00:16:17,759 --> 00:16:19,587 there's a fucking cop, Ricky. 417 00:16:19,587 --> 00:16:21,763 He's not a cop, he doesn't have a gun. 418 00:16:21,763 --> 00:16:22,938 He looks like he's baked out of his mind. 419 00:16:22,938 --> 00:16:24,287 He's just staring at the ground. 420 00:16:28,204 --> 00:16:29,553 So the queen and the pope aren't married? 421 00:16:29,553 --> 00:16:31,077 - No. - No, Ricky. 422 00:16:31,077 --> 00:16:33,296 The pope lives in the fucking Vatican. 423 00:16:33,296 --> 00:16:35,168 - He can't get married, he's the pope. 424 00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:38,649 He can't get married and do banging, he's the pope. 425 00:16:38,649 --> 00:16:40,216 He's, like, the leader of the priests. 426 00:16:40,216 --> 00:16:41,783 This is England, we're in England. 427 00:16:41,783 --> 00:16:44,438 The queen is-she runs the show here. 428 00:16:45,874 --> 00:16:47,789 And she's not married to the king? 429 00:16:47,789 --> 00:16:50,096 There is no king, that's why she's the queen. 430 00:16:52,315 --> 00:16:53,838 So, what does she do with all these fucking rooms? 431 00:16:53,838 --> 00:16:55,623 Like, that's a- that's a big house. 432 00:16:55,623 --> 00:16:57,364 Well, I think inside there's- 433 00:16:57,364 --> 00:16:58,887 all the walls are knocked out 434 00:16:58,887 --> 00:17:01,324 and it's like a big gymnasium or something. 435 00:17:01,324 --> 00:17:02,891 I don't believe that, Bubs. 436 00:17:02,891 --> 00:17:04,458 Be a good place to play ball hockey. 437 00:17:04,458 --> 00:17:06,329 There's probably not a gym in there, Bubs. 438 00:17:06,329 --> 00:17:08,157 I guarantee ya, there's a fucking gym in there. 439 00:17:08,157 --> 00:17:09,158 What, do you think the queen is in there 440 00:17:09,158 --> 00:17:10,986 playing basketball? 441 00:17:10,986 --> 00:17:12,118 I've been in there, I've been in there before. 442 00:17:12,118 --> 00:17:12,988 You've been in there? 443 00:17:12,988 --> 00:17:14,120 Bullshit. 444 00:17:14,120 --> 00:17:15,599 If this was my place, 445 00:17:15,599 --> 00:17:17,123 I'd sleep in a different room every night. 446 00:17:17,123 --> 00:17:17,732 That'd be kind of fun for a while. 447 00:17:19,125 --> 00:17:21,605 - "Dear Julian, what can I do about assholes 448 00:17:21,605 --> 00:17:23,999 that drive their shitty, loud cars down my road 449 00:17:23,999 --> 00:17:26,610 when I'm trying to sleep at night?" 450 00:17:26,610 --> 00:17:28,873 Amanda, you know what you should do? 451 00:17:28,873 --> 00:17:30,745 Not a fucking thing. 452 00:17:30,745 --> 00:17:32,573 You can just-you're gonna have to deal with it, okay? 453 00:17:32,573 --> 00:17:33,965 Ricky, he had this guy 454 00:17:33,965 --> 00:17:35,793 that fucking complained about his car, 455 00:17:35,793 --> 00:17:37,665 Ricky, he went into a mission 456 00:17:37,665 --> 00:17:39,797 to drive this guy fucking crazy. 457 00:17:39,797 --> 00:17:43,540 Like, ya know, it's gonna go from a loud car at night, 458 00:17:43,540 --> 00:17:45,455 to you getting flaming shit bags 459 00:17:45,455 --> 00:17:47,849 thrown at your fucking house in the middle of the night. 460 00:17:47,849 --> 00:17:49,633 Ya know, your tires will be flat, 461 00:17:49,633 --> 00:17:52,941 and it's gonna turn into a fucking nightmare, so. 462 00:17:52,941 --> 00:17:54,073 I'm just saying, 463 00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:55,161 this loud car could be Ricky. 464 00:17:55,161 --> 00:17:57,076 Who knows? 465 00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:59,556 'Cause a guy like Ricky, you don't want to fuck with them. 466 00:18:01,950 --> 00:18:05,736 Okay, this is from, uh, Tony Estes. 467 00:18:05,736 --> 00:18:07,216 "I'm getting older and my sex drive 468 00:18:07,216 --> 00:18:09,131 isn't what it used to be, 469 00:18:09,131 --> 00:18:12,265 do you have any advice on how to stay more frisky?" 470 00:18:12,265 --> 00:18:14,919 Tony, don't, like, Jesus. 471 00:18:14,919 --> 00:18:16,704 "And don't say J-Roc's pornos, 472 00:18:16,704 --> 00:18:18,706 I've seen them, like, 1,000 times." 473 00:18:18,706 --> 00:18:20,621 All right, Tony, 474 00:18:20,621 --> 00:18:23,232 don't ask me questions on how to get you frisky, all right? 475 00:18:23,232 --> 00:18:24,886 That's fucked. 476 00:18:24,886 --> 00:18:27,541 That's a very fucked-up thing to ask me. 477 00:18:27,541 --> 00:18:31,632 But, man, I mean, advice? 478 00:18:31,632 --> 00:18:33,460 Go to the strip clubs a bit more. 479 00:18:33,460 --> 00:18:35,288 Go unload some cash to get some lap dances, 480 00:18:35,288 --> 00:18:37,725 or, you know, some shit, 481 00:18:37,725 --> 00:18:39,640 you know, bit of shit in the back room. 482 00:18:40,815 --> 00:18:42,860 And, uh, that's about it, man. 483 00:18:42,860 --> 00:18:44,732 I mean, you've, uh, 484 00:18:44,732 --> 00:18:46,908 you were already jacking to a lot of J-Roc's porns, 485 00:18:46,908 --> 00:18:50,259 which is really fucked-up, if you ask me. 486 00:18:50,259 --> 00:18:52,131 'Cause his porns suck, 487 00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:54,089 and some of them have Ricky and Bubbles in them. 488 00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:57,614 So, I don't know, man. 489 00:18:57,614 --> 00:18:59,138 Hit the strip clubs, dude. 490 00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:00,182 Get some lap dances. 491 00:19:01,749 --> 00:19:03,664 - What the fuck? 492 00:19:03,664 --> 00:19:05,753 How did I find that-there's two of these fucking cards. 493 00:19:05,753 --> 00:19:08,495 See, this box is a fucking rip-off. 494 00:19:08,495 --> 00:19:09,626 They double print. 495 00:19:09,626 --> 00:19:11,150 What is it? 496 00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:12,934 Two tarantula cards. 497 00:19:12,934 --> 00:19:14,849 Let me see. 498 00:19:14,849 --> 00:19:16,329 Make it look like there's more fucking cards in here. 499 00:19:16,329 --> 00:19:17,852 I see-I know what they're doing. 500 00:19:17,852 --> 00:19:19,027 There is two tarantulas. 501 00:19:19,027 --> 00:19:20,159 What are they, postcards? 502 00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:21,290 Yeah, they're postcards. 503 00:19:21,290 --> 00:19:22,465 Those are stupid. 504 00:19:22,465 --> 00:19:24,163 Who uses postcards these days? 505 00:19:25,425 --> 00:19:28,167 - People that travel. - Not many. 506 00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:30,038 People that travel. 507 00:19:30,038 --> 00:19:31,779 It's easy, just write, "Hey, wish you were here." 508 00:19:31,779 --> 00:19:33,302 - Well, it's easy to take a picture and say, 509 00:19:33,302 --> 00:19:34,695 "Hey, here ya go," within seconds. 510 00:19:34,695 --> 00:19:35,870 "Wish you were right here." 511 00:19:35,870 --> 00:19:37,393 Well, it's not as personal, 512 00:19:37,393 --> 00:19:39,003 to get something nice in the mail. 513 00:19:39,003 --> 00:19:41,658 - Who gives a fuck about postcards, and letters, 514 00:19:41,658 --> 00:19:43,747 and gift cards, and all that shit? 515 00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:47,186 Who wants to spend ten bucks on a fucking 516 00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:48,883 Happy Birthday card? 517 00:19:48,883 --> 00:19:50,058 - I do. 518 00:19:50,058 --> 00:19:51,929 And it goes in the garbage- 519 00:19:51,929 --> 00:19:53,496 - 'Cause I still believe that if you mail something 520 00:19:53,496 --> 00:19:54,715 and then somebody gets a nice thing written- 521 00:19:54,715 --> 00:19:56,325 - You're fucked. - It's lovely. 522 00:19:56,325 --> 00:19:58,153 - It's not, man. 523 00:19:58,153 --> 00:19:59,763 I don't-when I get cards, I don't give a shit. 524 00:19:59,763 --> 00:20:01,939 - Well, remind me to stop buying them for ya 525 00:20:01,939 --> 00:20:03,811 on your birthday. 526 00:20:03,811 --> 00:20:05,204 'Cause they go right into the garbage, 527 00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:06,683 seconds later. - Well, isn't that nice? 528 00:20:06,683 --> 00:20:08,424 Isn't that a nice sentiment to find out? 529 00:20:08,424 --> 00:20:09,730 Just being straight up with ya, man. 530 00:20:09,730 --> 00:20:11,645 Save up my hard-earned money 531 00:20:11,645 --> 00:20:13,647 to buy you a nice Christmas card, 532 00:20:13,647 --> 00:20:15,083 and you fire it in the garbage. 533 00:20:15,083 --> 00:20:17,085 Cards are for dickheads. 534 00:20:17,085 --> 00:20:20,219 And people that send cards are fucked in the head. 535 00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:23,004 Just wanna tell you that, man, straight-up. 536 00:20:23,004 --> 00:20:24,527 This public service announcement 537 00:20:24,527 --> 00:20:26,355 has been to brought to you by- Hallmark. 538 00:20:26,355 --> 00:20:28,575 - The grumpy fucking muscle-man. 539 00:20:29,576 --> 00:20:30,751 Just saying, man. 540 00:20:30,751 --> 00:20:31,969 Save the trees, buddy. 541 00:20:33,362 --> 00:20:34,972 Save the trees, 542 00:20:34,972 --> 00:20:36,147 you don't give two fucks about trees. 543 00:20:36,147 --> 00:20:38,062 - I fucking do care about trees. 544 00:20:38,062 --> 00:20:40,151 You don't give a fuck about trees, 545 00:20:40,151 --> 00:20:42,284 and don't tell me that ya do. 546 00:20:42,284 --> 00:20:44,112 If you thought you could make a dollar 547 00:20:44,112 --> 00:20:46,680 burning down the fucking rainforest, 548 00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:47,985 you'd be out there with a can of gas. 549 00:20:47,985 --> 00:20:49,770 - See? - I would not do that. 550 00:20:49,770 --> 00:20:51,641 - You would burn the rainforest. 551 00:20:51,641 --> 00:20:52,729 Do you know what else you can do with trees? 552 00:20:52,729 --> 00:20:53,730 I found it out. 553 00:20:54,601 --> 00:20:56,124 - What? 554 00:20:56,124 --> 00:20:56,951 You can grow fucking furniture. 555 00:20:58,257 --> 00:21:00,563 - Takes a while, though. - Yeah, man. 556 00:21:00,563 --> 00:21:01,782 These fucking people over in England 557 00:21:01,782 --> 00:21:03,262 are growing furniture. 558 00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:05,786 Takes about nine years to grow a chair. 559 00:21:05,786 --> 00:21:07,875 - What? - What a great business. 560 00:21:07,875 --> 00:21:10,834 Yeah, but they're, like, 12 grand each. 561 00:21:10,834 --> 00:21:11,922 12 fucking grand? 562 00:21:11,922 --> 00:21:13,837 - For one chair. 563 00:21:13,837 --> 00:21:15,317 And he's selling the shit cock out of them, I guess. 564 00:21:15,317 --> 00:21:16,840 He grows lamps, chairs, and tables. 565 00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:18,668 How does he grow a chair? 566 00:21:18,668 --> 00:21:22,106 - He forms the fucking thing into the shape as it's growing. 567 00:21:22,106 --> 00:21:23,847 That's why it takes nine fucking years. 568 00:21:23,847 --> 00:21:25,458 - It's like a bonsai tree, man. 569 00:21:25,458 --> 00:21:26,807 Oh, Jesus Murphy, that's- 570 00:21:26,807 --> 00:21:28,374 - It's pretty neat. 571 00:21:28,374 --> 00:21:31,725 - It's neat, but it's a terrible business idea. 572 00:21:31,725 --> 00:21:33,770 I mean, once you're into your 9th year, 573 00:21:33,770 --> 00:21:35,294 you're gonna be fine if people are buying 'em. 574 00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:37,034 That's what he said, 575 00:21:37,034 --> 00:21:38,471 he's hoping to be harvesting annually by 2025, 576 00:21:38,471 --> 00:21:40,037 I guess, but... - Well, then- 577 00:21:40,037 --> 00:21:41,561 - What a fucked-up concept, 578 00:21:41,561 --> 00:21:43,476 I didn't even know it was possible, 579 00:21:43,476 --> 00:21:44,303 because I would like to have one of these fucking chairs, 580 00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:45,173 but 12 grand? 581 00:21:45,173 --> 00:21:46,000 Suck me raw. 582 00:21:47,001 --> 00:21:48,785 - Fucking no shit, man. 583 00:21:48,785 --> 00:21:50,439 Julian, is there pictures of them? 584 00:21:50,439 --> 00:21:52,398 I'd like to see the chair. 585 00:21:52,398 --> 00:21:54,008 "Grow-" are you kidding me? 586 00:21:54,008 --> 00:21:57,533 - Just, "Guy that grows chairs in seven years." 587 00:21:57,533 --> 00:21:59,492 - "Guy that..." - What'd you say, Ricky, 588 00:21:59,492 --> 00:22:01,102 suck me raw? 589 00:22:01,102 --> 00:22:02,233 I don't know what happened, 590 00:22:02,233 --> 00:22:03,365 or where that came from. 591 00:22:03,365 --> 00:22:05,802 It was kinda not nice, was it? 592 00:22:05,802 --> 00:22:08,065 "Man grows chairs." 593 00:22:08,065 --> 00:22:10,198 - Let's see one of the pictures of his chairs. 594 00:22:10,198 --> 00:22:11,895 - They're fucking nice. 595 00:22:11,895 --> 00:22:13,549 Oh, yeah. 596 00:22:13,549 --> 00:22:14,550 Let me see. 597 00:22:14,550 --> 00:22:16,073 - It's, like, one piece. 598 00:22:16,073 --> 00:22:17,945 Wow, look at those fucking things. 599 00:22:17,945 --> 00:22:19,947 Oh, yeah, he's got a whole field of these things, man. 600 00:22:19,947 --> 00:22:22,776 He's growing a field of chairs. 601 00:22:22,776 --> 00:22:23,820 You think you could do this? 602 00:22:23,820 --> 00:22:25,431 Decent. 603 00:22:26,519 --> 00:22:27,911 Well, it's just on a fella now. 604 00:22:29,696 --> 00:22:31,175 The fuck has he got going on there, though? 605 00:22:31,175 --> 00:22:32,612 That's like, he's gotta a whole- 606 00:22:32,612 --> 00:22:34,048 looks like a fucking apple orchard, 607 00:22:34,048 --> 00:22:36,964 but it's, like, $12,000 fucking plants. 608 00:22:36,964 --> 00:22:38,139 Yeah, that's him. 609 00:22:38,139 --> 00:22:40,010 That's a good idea. 610 00:22:40,010 --> 00:22:41,751 You should start making these things, man. 611 00:22:41,751 --> 00:22:43,100 I'm telling ya. 612 00:22:43,100 --> 00:22:44,667 And then in ten years- 613 00:22:44,667 --> 00:22:45,668 - The problem is, you gotta survive 614 00:22:45,668 --> 00:22:47,235 for nine fucking years. 615 00:22:47,235 --> 00:22:48,628 Once you hit that point, you're great. 616 00:22:48,628 --> 00:22:49,977 Well, that's retirement, man. 617 00:22:49,977 --> 00:22:51,152 Right there. 618 00:22:51,152 --> 00:22:53,415 That's, like, it's perfect. 619 00:22:53,415 --> 00:22:56,766 So, he's gonna have, like, vintage chairs. 620 00:22:56,766 --> 00:22:59,465 This one here's been growing for 25 years. 621 00:23:00,944 --> 00:23:02,293 This is the most fucked-up thing 622 00:23:02,293 --> 00:23:03,686 I've ever seen in my whole life. 623 00:23:03,686 --> 00:23:05,253 How does he do it, exactly? 624 00:23:05,253 --> 00:23:08,387 - Besides chairs, he's growing other furniture. 625 00:23:08,387 --> 00:23:09,518 - I think he does lamps- 626 00:23:09,518 --> 00:23:11,085 - Mirrors. 627 00:23:11,085 --> 00:23:12,521 Oh, I didn't know about the mirrors. 628 00:23:12,521 --> 00:23:13,392 Tables. 629 00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:15,350 How do you grow a mirror? 630 00:23:15,350 --> 00:23:16,482 And lamps. 631 00:23:16,482 --> 00:23:18,135 How do you grow a table? 632 00:23:18,135 --> 00:23:21,443 It's just the frame of the mirror. 633 00:23:21,443 --> 00:23:22,966 - But, how do you grow a table? 634 00:23:22,966 --> 00:23:24,141 He's going to turn around, 635 00:23:24,141 --> 00:23:25,316 so these are actually the- 636 00:23:25,316 --> 00:23:27,188 - It grows, like, upside down. 637 00:23:27,188 --> 00:23:29,669 What we're doing here is just checking that- 638 00:23:29,669 --> 00:23:31,410 - Oh, this guy's on mushrooms, man. 639 00:23:33,716 --> 00:23:34,891 Wow. - Jesus, 640 00:23:34,891 --> 00:23:35,892 this guy's right out of her. 641 00:23:36,980 --> 00:23:38,155 He's not fucking around. 642 00:23:38,155 --> 00:23:39,722 No glue, no nails, no nothing. 643 00:23:41,550 --> 00:23:43,422 Yeah, it's just forming them into certain shapes, I guess. 644 00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:45,032 Look, that's a fucking- 645 00:23:45,032 --> 00:23:46,773 - This is the first chair that we did. 646 00:23:46,773 --> 00:23:48,078 It's fucking cool. 647 00:23:48,078 --> 00:23:49,602 That is cool. 648 00:23:49,602 --> 00:23:50,907 That's fucked-up, man. 649 00:23:50,907 --> 00:23:52,082 That's very cool. 650 00:23:53,257 --> 00:23:54,781 - Five to ten years, all right. 651 00:23:56,043 --> 00:23:58,045 Bubs, we got a mission for ya. 652 00:23:58,045 --> 00:24:01,135 I'm not growing you a fucking chair for nine years. 653 00:24:01,135 --> 00:24:02,528 No, not a chair. 654 00:24:02,528 --> 00:24:03,703 - Grow me a bed. 655 00:24:03,703 --> 00:24:05,922 Like, a hundred chairs. 656 00:24:05,922 --> 00:24:08,664 - I'm not growing you a hundred fucking chairs. 657 00:24:10,187 --> 00:24:12,320 You can suck me raw, as Ricky would say. 658 00:24:27,378 --> 00:24:28,205 Oh, fuck. 659 00:24:28,205 --> 00:24:29,032 Fuck. 660 00:24:29,032 --> 00:24:29,859 Fuck. 661 00:24:29,859 --> 00:24:30,686 Fuck. 662 00:24:30,686 --> 00:24:31,513 Fuck. 663 00:24:31,513 --> 00:24:32,383 Fuck. 664 00:24:32,383 --> 00:24:33,210 Fuck. 665 00:24:33,210 --> 00:24:34,298 Jesus Christ!